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'Ello! Welcome to my page!

I'm Elias J Dodger. 1920's Writer and Vtuber. How ya doin' Guv'nor?

(Image of 1920s writer adjusting a brown hat with a smile. They are wearing glasses.) — Look ma! It's me!

I am also an unfathomable noob when it comes to website design. (Fuck me for not paying attention in my computer classes, huh? How am I a streamer?)

So yeah. Expect scuff. Also I use bad words and talk about naughty subjects a lot so no kids allowed. You have to be an adult to pass the cool vibes (so we can joke about farts and poop hehehehe!)

Anyway, this is basically a bit of a portal for everything Elias, and also a blog of sorts. I just really liked Neocities and wanted to give it a go! Honestly I've not done a shabby job all things considered, but still view it as a work in progress. Even though I've been around since the 1920's, I unfortunately never got to experience the old web and honestly, rip me. I think Neocities is awesome and I'm excited to build this page up more!

On top of streaming, I also draw and write. I also really enjoy learning new things (I'm not an autodidactic yet but fucking watch me.)

Oh, and to get it out the way for people who don't know. I use she/any pronouns. So she/her is fine but if you wanna call me a funky lil' dude or whatever it's chill. Just don't be mean and it's aaaaaaaaaaall good. Long story short is Elias doesn't look very femme nor does my voice sound very femme so yah.

Links at the top take you to all my socials and Carrd Pages (since I've already made them so I don't see the point in re-making them right now) and also the blog. Hopefully I remember to update it.

Hopefully.

SO WHO THE HELL IS ELIAS J DODGER?

'Ello! That's me! 1920's writer and Vtuber. Commonly found dead behind the Tesco Carpark. Unfortunately, British. I stream a bunch of stuff, from Fighting Games to Art to Deadlock and I make stuff sometimes. Loud. Chaotic. A bit TMI about her love of Luke from SF6 (UGHHHHHHHHHHHH). Also The Women Love Elias J Dodger. This is a true fact and has yet to be disputed by reputable sources.

There's other's in the Elias-Verse too! Elias J Worm (my tapeworm model. Yes. I did that). Elias J Dogger (my mascot who bullies me and works a 9-5) and Fella (my actual IRL partner. he's blue).